Here are my observations, which turned into amusement, during my morning commute (you don’t get this in the burbs!):
- I gather that she travels a lot. ‘January has flown by, I’ve been in LA, Florida and Chicago.’
- She has had ‘ENOUGH of hotels’ and ‘can’t wait to sleep in my own bed.’
- I also gather that she works in fashion or has a shoe fetish. She spoke about espadrilles, pumps and flats.
- More evidence leaning towards working in fashion – she later spoke about different factories and different cities in China
- She’s ‘not accustomed to public transportation because we had to give up the car once the lease ran out.’ Clearly you are not accustomed to public transport and its golden rules because you are the only one talking on the phone while everyone fidgets with their BlackBerries. Some of us, are even taking notes on your conversation.
- Words heard multiple times throughout her conversation making me laugh – cuckoo, insanity, crazy, ridiculous and my personal favorite, three ring circus.
- Every item she is wearing has a designer label from the Prada sunglasses (Really? We’re on a dark bus) to the designer pocketbook (there’s a logo but I don’t know whose it is) and I’d be willing to bet that the overpowering perfume she has on is even a fancy label.
Once it is time for her to get off, she tells me she feels like a bag lady. Only then do I see she has three designer purses (not gym bags – purses) on her lap.
I said we all have those days. She said, its every day for me. I wanted to ask, but didn’t, what could you possibly be carrying in those bags every. single. day?
As she walked to the front of the bus I saw that the fur coat she was wearing was actually floor length. So, she’s right. She really must not use public transport that much, or ever, because the bottom half of that coat would be a mess in the snowy, slushy mess of a city otherwise. I suppose if you have a car, or a driver, you don’t need to climb through mounds of snow to cross the street, or plod through large rivers of slush at street corners like the rest of us.
February 3rd, 2011 at 11:14 am
This one is a classic:)
February 3rd, 2011 at 11:30 am
Having worked in the NYC myself, I definitely can relate to that. It is fun to be an observer of your surroundings on public transportation. I can write a book about not only the things I saw on buses and trains, but just looking out the windows of offices in Manhattan.