Category Archives: just silly

Targeted Marketing. Or is it?

I get loads of direct mail marketing. Then I have to call and tell them I like to be green so could they just send me an email instead.

But Macy’s, they really like me. They send me tons of coupons and ‘personalized’ catalogs that are based on my interests and recent purchases.

I know they probably spent a lot of money to find out who I am while tracking my Macy’s card purchases to come up with a targeted mailer. Between you and me, I know my recent past purchases are shoes and dresses. Not much diversity there.

They repeatedly send me a personalized mailer of things they think I would want to purchase. Which really? I don’t.

Of course because it’s personalized, I am intrigued because maybe they do know what I will want before I know myself. So maybe something is working.


Vending Machines

Some pondering…

Have you ever had just one dollar on you, you punch the button, your much-awaited snack drops, and then…gets stuck? This is what I think of as I wait for my snack to drop. It’s at that time, I think I should have brought two one-dollar bills, just in case, but I never do.

Or what if you only have one bill, and the machine refuses to take it?

The thing with vending machines is figuring out what’s really popular, so you know it gets refilled with fresh stuff pretty often. You don’t want to get the thing that’s been in there since 1995.

And I’ve always been cautious when sticking in my hand to retrieve my snack…for some reason, I am terrified that there’s a mouse in there. I mean, crumbs get in, it’s warm, it’s the perfect place for a mouse.

Makes you want to go grab a snack asap, huh?


Supermarket Stash

Why is it that, without fail, when I go into the supermarket to pick up one item, I leave with more than the one thing I went in for? And without fail, when I do this, I neglect to pick up a basket when I arrive. And it’s usually oddly shaped items. It would be simple if it were boxes that would be easy  to carry. Yes, I am the one who continues to shop while her arms are overflowing. I am the one juggling  an arm load of things that may or may not fall to the ground and break into a million pieces. Glass jars and bottles, don’t you know it, I am talking to you.


Bear with Me

Good thing we had this rental car!

At Plitvice Lakes, (click the link to see a collection of Google Images – the place was seriously amazing), the boyfriend and I were staying at a small lodge. We had arrived a little on the late side and hadn’t eaten since lunch so we were starving.

We were told the nearest restaurant was about half a mile away. We were told it was walkable, and after being in the car for several hours, we had decided that it would be nice to walk.

What we didn’t realize that there weren’t any sidewalks and we had to walk on the side of the road all the way to the restaurant. This wouldn’t have been bad on its own but because this was a bit in the middle of nowhere, okay, it WAS the middle of nowhere, there were very few street lights (read: one or two for the duration of our walk) and we were certain that oncoming traffic would have a problem seeing us. There were lots of tall trees, making every little noise or animal movement that much more amplified.

What we didn’t anticipate was hearing the locals at dinner tell us about the prevalence of black bears in the area. We were in the land of mountains, forest, waterfalls and lakes, so it made sense.

At some point during dinner I had decided that there was no way I was walking back to the lodge. After going back and forth with conversation that was along the lines of … him: I’ll handle the bear, you just run and me: are you crazy?, the boyfriend told me that he would walk back alone, get the car and come back to pick me up.

When he left, what I didn’t anticipate was how nervous those few minutes would be. What if he got attacked by a bear? How long do I wait before I get worried? What the heck am I supposed to do? Then, more practical questions like , will they speak English at the hospital? What will our families say? How would I return the car?

Thankfully he made it back with the car in a reasonable amount of time, picked my scared ass up and we headed back to the lodge together, without a bear sighting.


Noise vs. Sound

Staying on the subject of senses…I find it funny that the word ‘noise’ is perceived negatively and the word ‘sound’ is not.

I’m on a roll with posts that are list happy.

Bad noise:
1. Any kind of scraping of your teeth at the dentist
2. Fingernails on a blackboard
3. A busy signal on a phone – rare these days, but still
4. Screaming
5. Hocking – yes, the phlegm filled kind
6. Obnoxious people on cell phones
7. Incessant barking
8. Early morning construction
9. People who blast music as they drive their cars on quiet streets
10. Car alarms that won’t stop

Alternatively, these are some of the sounds I love:
1. Good, hearty laughing
2. Music – played at a normal decibel!
3. Popping packing bubbles
4. Snap crackle pop (sorry, I had to)
5. Cruise horns, I hear them from my apartment balcony regularly
6. Waves lapping onto the beach
7. Acoustic guitar playing
8. I would imagine that the first time you hear your baby cry after delivery is a good one
9. Food sizzling or bubbling as it cooks on the stove
10. “Flight attendants, please prepare the cabin for landing.”

Tell me, what noises make you nuts and what sounds make you happy?


Spectacular Smells

I recently read an article touting that there are a significant number of people who would rather lose their sense of smell than give up social networks.

Geez! There are a lot of bad smells, but what about the good ones?

Smells I love:
1. Fresh cut grass
2. Paint
3. Salt water; the smell of the beach at the end of the day
4. Almond milk hand soap that my grandma always has in her bathroom
5. Bliss lemon and sage lotion
6. Bacon
7. Freshly baked bread, including Auntie Anne’s pretzels (I don’t need to eat them, just taking a big whiff is good enough)
8. Wine
9. Anything on the grill — burgers, hot dogs, corn
10. The smell in the air after a summer rainy day
11. When you peel an orange or a grapefruit
12. Most cheeses – like 99.99% of them
13. Gasoline
14. Flowers in bloom
15. Pledge
16. Suntan lotion, and aloe for that matter
17. Fresh popped movie popcorn
18. Lavender
19. Wood burning fireplace
20. Leather
21. Cookies baking in the oven
22. Sauce cooking on a stove
23. Good smelling shampoo and conditioner
24. Fresh mint
25. Freshly washed sheets

What are smells you love?


Stinky Smells

Ah…earlier this week, I started off my day with a leaky Greek yogurt all over my desk and dress. A perfect start to any day.

Even after going overboard with cleaning up, the smell of sour milk – a smell I simply loathe – permeated the air for the better part of the day. So, I decided to compile a list of smells I cannot stand:

1. Sour milk
2. Urine
3. Poop
4. Body odor
5. Cigarette smoke
6. Steamed asparagus (at least the way my mom makes it – sorry mom)
7. Rotten eggs
8. Cat litter
9. Bleach
10. Anything vanilla scented (thanks to my sister loving it as a teenager and permeating everything in and around her bedroom, the smell is so gross to me now)
11. Any subway station in the summertime
12. The smell of bottled air when you first get on a plane
13. Stale beer, especially when you are hung over
14. Burnt popcorn
15. Sulfur
16. Burnt rubber
17. Exhaust from a car or bus
18. Bad fish
19. Sewers and the stale liquid surrounding them
20. Vomit

What are smells you loathe?


Shoe Success!

We’ve passed the unofficial start to summer, and I would just like to say that I successfully wore a new pair of shoes, twice, and did not get any cuts, blisters or any other negative reaction! Minor discomfort but that went away after the second wear. I’m pointing this out because I typically have some kind of issue that requires an insert, moleskin or Band-Aids.

I bought these shoes online, and so far, so good!

WAHOO!


So You’re Saying There’s a Chance?

Sadly, the US trails the rest of the world when it comes to handing out vacation days so when planning trips I have become an expert at maximizing my days like extending international trips during US holidays to get that extra bonus day, or really maximizing the long weekend.

Even so, every time it’s time to return home, I’m always the one begging the gate agent to bump me so I can squeeze out at least one extra day. As I’ve learned from gate agents in Frankfurt, Zagreb, Buenos Aires and San Jose, Costa Rica (I’m persistent, okay?), airlines don’t typically overbook international flights, since it’s one of their last moneymakers, so getting bumped is quite slim.

But…the gate agents always tell me I’ll be the first they will tell if a bump is possible. I remember landing in Frankfurt, en route to Newark, the gate agent and I became BFFs.

Gate agent: ‘I can pretty much guarantee 100% you will be on this flight.’

Me: ‘Can you guarantee a football team won’t show up and need my seat?’

Gate agent: ‘No. But your flight is scheduled to depart within the hour so it’s not likely.’

Me: ‘Ha, so there’s a chance.’

I’m sure my file is flagged with ‘crazy.’


Packing Rules to Live By

The wedding we attended last night differed from other events in recent weeks because it was close to home so I was able to get ready at home! With so much recent traveling to fancy events, it can be a challenge to remember to pack everything. I am waiting for the day I forget a shoe. Not a full pair, just one.  I knew I wouldn’t forget my shoes yesterday, because I’d have left home barefoot!

Traveling for dressy events requires me to pack choices ensuring that I pack way more than I normally do. You have to remember the dress, the shoes, the undergarments, the jewelry, etc.

I love traveling. Don’t get me wrong! LOVE it. But packing for a formal event requires more thought when packing than a regular weekend away. Typically I am a light packer (maybe too light) and I live by these three simple rules when it comes to traveling:

1. If I forgot it and I need it, most likely I can find it at my destination [Band-Aids fall into this category. I have bought Band-Aids, plasters and Hansaplast (and a knee brace at that) in a variety of countries.]*

2. If I won’t be able to buy it at a local vendor AND I absolutely need it – do not forget it [an extra pair of contacts and my glasses fall into this category]

3. Checked luggage is potentially lost luggage [plus, in the event of a delayed or cancelled flight, you are seen as a less flexible traveler to the airline because it’s an ordeal for them to find your luggage or if you are running late for a connection, you know your luggage will be with you – wherever you wind up. But…after an international trip, I’m usually game to check my luggage. I can do without my dirty laundry for a few days if the luggage goes missing. I just make sure to pack the necessities…again, my glasses fall into this category!]

* I have a permanently packed toiletries bag loaded with everything I would need, including an extra pair of contacts, that is ready to travel at a moments notice (and it’s been used at a moments notice). It’s so ready to go that I just need to remember to pack my glasses. And, of course…there are some random adhesive bandages from various countries in there too.